Filipinas are truly beautiful women. Hospitable, passionate, loving, petite. With their tanned complexion, soft black eyes and black hair, caring personalities, it's no wonder it's easy to fall in love with them. But today's video is not about the reasons you should want to date or marry a Filipino woman. Chances are, if you're watching this, you already are or are at least interested in doing so. No, today's video is to talk about the OTHER SIDE of Filipino women. Mainly, dealing with their periods and PMS. Because it is the most atrocious and horrifying time of the month and you're going to need some life skills in order to survive it.
Unlike many western or American women, who will take a form of birth control, not just to prevent pregnancy, but also to balance their hormones. Pharmaceutical medication is not really looked highly upon by many Asian cultures, including the Philippines. They prefer a more natural approach to dealing with internal imbalances and medical remedies. So don't expect your Filipina girlfriend to go on the pill to avoid being a bitch for a few days each month. She expects you to be understanding and to help her deal with it. Get ready for the roller coaster ride, because it's full of twists and turns, loops and drops, headaches, frustration, and hair pulling moments. Just when you think you've got her calmed down, a single word will set her off on a raging tangent that can, and will last for hours. And don't think about running away until it's over. She will hunt you down, find you, and make your life hell until you do the one thing she really wants. Submit.
Don't think you can reason with her. She will be irrational. She is going to tell you what to do and what to say. Guys, these are the moments when she is in control and giving you intructions on how to make it stop. Don't take it personally, as if she's telling you what you need to do to be a better person. She knows lucifer is inside her and spewing hell from her mouth and eyes.
So when she is telling you what to do and what to say, don't take it personal. Don't ask why. Don't argue. Just say "Yes Dear" and do whatever it is. Any resistance or deviation will only make the hellfire burn hotter and prolong your suffering.
You need to pull your balls up into your sack and forget you're a man because right now she hates men. You are the reason she feels like this. Regardless of what you've done. So let go of your ego, let go of any sense of reasoning or explaining and just say YES a lot, even if you don't agree. Tell her she's beautiful. Tell her you love her. Compliment the shit out of her. And when she's yelling at you for whatever reason, DON'T SAY A WORD. The devil is coming out of her mouth, she doesn't mean what she is saying, so don't take it personally. Don't offer suggestions on how to deal with it. Don't tell her to calm down. Don't call the church for an exorcism. That's only throwing fuel on to the fire.
What you really need to do when you know she's pms-ing, is go to the doctor and get yourself a big fat prescription for Xanax or Klonopin. And not the wimpy dose. Get the tens or threes and take 2 or 3 at a time. Also get some Tylenol and take a few before the day begins.
Just breath deep and be calm. Soon the hurricane will pass. But just as soon as it does, get ready for the next wave because it generally lasts several days.
Ok. So that's how to deal with her when the devil is inside of her and hell is being unleashed on to you. It's not always like this, sometimes it's different.
Sometimes she will be sad. This time it's easy to deal with. Just lay on the couch with her, watch some sappy chick flick and feed her dark chocolate. Don't try to give her milk chocolate and say its the same. Get your ass up and go to the store and get dark chocolate. Otherwise you will unleash the monster mentioned earlier and deal with days of hell fire burning you every time you open your mouth.
Just be extra sweet to her and give her what ever she wants.....
This is all learned from my experience with my Filipino girlfriend through trial and error. I have to dress like this and use a different name because I am terrified of what will happen if she finds out I'm talking about it to you. Hell hath no fury.
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